Line-up for Wednesday, May 27th.

1. Dante DeMoan and Seymore Sinn -- "Take Me Home Tonight" by Eddie Money

2. Jack Strap --"Grace Kelly" by Mika

3. Helena Handbasket and Il Nocturnal -- "Just A Girl" by No Doubt

4. Guest performer Raven Wood -- "Pussy" by Lords of Acid

5. Dante DeMoan and Jack Strap -- "Definitely Maybe" by FM Static

6. Seymore Sinn -- "Wicked Game" by Chris Isaak

7. Il Nocturnal -- "Blue Monday" by Orgy

8. Jack Strap -- "Who's Your Daddy?" by Toby Kieth

9. Seymore Sinn -- "Bohemian Like You" by The Dandy Warhols

10. Ruby Vixen -- "Stuff Like That There" by Betty Hutton

11. Il Nocturnal -- "Celebrity Skin" by Hole

Yeah, I Know...

...I should have posted the line-up for Wednesday night already.

But, you know? We had so many people on stage doing so much stuff that I couldn't readily identify and I don't have the fucking energy to hunt everything down and post it.

If you don't like it, suck it.

The whole thing is on video and we'll put it on YouTube as soon as somebody figures out how.

This Wednesday Night

Hey Everybody,

This Wednesday we are holding a benefit for one of our own; Sherwood
Suck. Sherwood has had to undergo a series of very painful and
debilitating spinal surgeries, and is currently in a rehabilitation
facility re-learning how to walk.

Please come out and help us get Sherwood back up on stage where he
belongs. Wednesday night at the White Horse Bar, 6551 Telegraph ave
in Oakland. 10pm, $5-20 sliding scale, 21+ w/ I.D.

With Special Guest Performers:

Jay Walker and Delicio Del Toro
Fudgie Frotage
Allota Boute
Miss Tasty
and
Frederique

And maybe a few more as well. Who knows? You gotta show up to find out.

Please come out and help us help our friend.

M

M was wonderful last night!

Y'all missed out if you weren't there, for sure!  Toys in Babeland taught us all about all kinds of fantastic toys, Tommy Salami and yours truly emceed the evening, sexy performances by Seymore Sinn, Ruby Vixen, Jack Strap, Dante DeMoan, Il Nocturnal, Gabe Oi, Helena Handbasket, and Tommy Salami...  I got to play with vibrating nipple clamps and throw lube at the audience...

Woot!

Next time, you gotta be there.  Seriously.

Line-up for Wednesday, May 14th

1. Seymore Sinn, Dante Demoan, and Il Nocturnal -- "Daydream Believer" by the Monkees

2. Tommy Salami -- "But Anyway" by Blues Travelers

3. Jack Strap -- "The Vagina Song" by Richard Cheese

4. Seymore Sinn -- "Since You've been Gone" by Weird Al Yankovic

5. Il Nocturnal -- "Basket Case" by Greenday

6. Guest performer C.J. Strapwell -- "People are Strange" by the Doors

7. Guest performer Raven Wood with a live rendition of "Konichiwa Bitches" by Robyn

8. Dante DeMoan and Seymore Sinn -- "Flagpole Sitta'" by Harvey Danger

9. Jack Strap -- "I Get a Kick" by Frank Sinatra

10. Tommy Salami -- "Cry Me a River" by Justin Timberlake

11. Il Nocturnal -- "Big Time Sensuality" by Bjork

Google Calandar

ATTN: EBKC!
Ruby updated the calandar. Yay! Check it out fellas!

Dial M, part 2!

Hi Kittens,
Since I'm at work and don't feel like being productive, I thought I'd follow up on Joanna's post for Dial M!

May 15th- "Dial M for Masturbation" at the Parkway Theater (1834 Park blvd, Oakland) in conjunction with Toys in Babeland. Come out, have a beer and some a slice of pizza while you learn about the wonderful world of self-love and watch some sexy drag kings! $9, 9:15, 21+ with I.D.

So there ya have it, 9:15, 9 bucks, more self love then you can shake a stick at!
I'ts like my mamma always says...
"Nobody loves you like you..."
See you there!
xoxoxoxo
-Ruby

Tonight!

M is for Masturbation is tonight at the Parkway Theatre in Oakland. Toys in Babeland running masturbation and other various workshops, performances by the EBKC... should be a rockin' good time!

9pm. Not sure about the cover. Seymore should be able to clear that up for ya.

Get there, by whatever means necessary.

Tonight...

...was F-ing SWEET! I understand that it's finals week, and everybody is busy with heads in books...BUT WE GOT A DRAG SHOW TO DO, DAMMIT! Thanx to everyone who showed up and showed support. I'm sure that Seymore will post the line up by tomorrow...but just so you all know...it was Awesome.

Fem Sex Extravaganza 2008

Hey y'all. So myself (Jack), Il Nocturnal, Gabe Oi, Dante Demoan, with guests Dicky Long and Mitchell Brothers performed at UC Berkeley's FemSex end of the year extravaganza. We shared the stage with other women performers who have been empowered by their experience in FemSexm, or had been invited from the community. I had a great time; and the show, however short our set was great. Il Nocturnal opened the three number set with Peaches' "Two Guys for Every Girl," followed by my rendition of Wierd Al's "White and Nerdy," and we ended with the Across the Universe's version of the Beatles' "With a Little Help from my Friends." We had a great audience and everyone had a great time. Thanks FemSex!

-Jack Strap

Here's last night's line-up. Rock on, you crazy diamond.

1. Dante DeMoan, Jack Strap, and special guest performer C.J. Strapwell - "The Truth About Men" by Tracy Byrd

2. Niel Down - "Improper Dancing" by Electric Six

3. Il Nocturnal and Dante DeMoan - "Come Out and Play" by the Offspring

4. Seymore Sinn - "The Man in Black" by Johnny Cash

5. Gabe Oi, Dante DeMoan and Il Nocturnal - "Tribute" by Tenacious D (Special cameo appearance by Punching Satan Puppet)

6. Jack Strap and Niel Down - "Strangers on a Train" by Lovage

7. Special guest performer Icky Babylon - "21st Century Digital Boy" by Bad Religion

8. Tommy Salami - "I Don't Love You (Like I Did Yesterday)" by My Chemical Romance

9. Jack Strap - "Geek in the Pink" by Jason Mraz

10. Gabe Oi and special guests Drew Quivers and Icky Babylon - "Swing Low, Sweet Chariot" by Head for the Hills

11. Dante DeMoan and Ilsa the She-Wolf - "Trash" by Korn

12. Tommy Salami - "I Wish I Was a Lesbian" by Loudon Wainwright III

13. Helena Handbasket, Il Nocturnal, and Jack Strap - "Piece of Me" by Brittany Spears

Ruby gets down with the bloggin'!

So I finally figured out how to log into our blog, horray!! I'll be updating on all things faux-queen and femme related, rockin' it hard core dress-up style with the Kings Club
xoxo
Ruby V.

May Shows

Besides our regular Wednesday (the 7th, the 14th, and the 28th) night shows at the White Horse bar in Oakland, we've got some extras and some special events for you.

On Thursday, May 15th is "Dial M for Masturbation!" at the Parkway Theater (1834 Park blvd, Oakland) in conjunction with Toys in Babeland. Come out, have a beer and some a slice of pizza while you learn about the wonderful world of self-love and watch some sexy drag kings! $9, 9:15, 21+ with I.D.

On Friday, May 16th we are trekin' up to Guernville for the Russian River Women's Weekend for "Who Gets the Girl?" a mad, bad drag king contest featuring Delicio Del Toro and Jay Walker. At FAB (16135 Main st) $10, 10pm, 21+ with I.D.

On Sunday, May 18th we are doing a show for Berkeley Gay Pride. More details as I get them.

And finally a special announcement. One of our performers, Sherwood Suck, has had to undergo a series of painful and debilitating spinal surgeries. He's currently in a rehabilitation facility, relearning how to walk, which is a surprisingly expensive undertaking. On Wednesday, May 21st we are hosting a special fund raising benefit in his honor. Come out and help us get Sherwood back up on stage were he belongs. At the White Horse bar, sliding scale, 10pm, 21+ with I.D.

Line-Up for Wednesday, March 30th

Thanks for the intro, Joanna. Ready to see what went down last night? We had a lot of cool people and a lot of very cool numbers. See what you missed, bitches!

1. Il Nocturnal, with a special guest appearance by Dicky Long and Mitchel Brothers "Two Guys for Every Girl" by Peaches

2. Gabe Oi (Oi! Oi! Oi!) "Lump" by The Presidents of The United States of America

3. Niel Down "Jose Cuervo" by Tracy Byrd

4. Dante DeMoan with special guest performers Tucker Inn and Bob "The Queen and I" by Gym Class Heroes

5. Ruby Vixen "Some Kind of Swinger" by Ann Magnuson

6. Helena Handbasket and Il Nocturnal "Angry Johnny" by Poe

7. The Amazing Jay "Survivalism" by Nine Inch Nails

8. Turner Over "What Goes Around...Comes Around" by Justin Tiberlake

9. Tommy Salami "The Impression That I Get" by The Mighty, Mighty Bosstones

10. Seymore Sinn "First of May" by Jonathan Coulton

11. Gabe Oi, Helena Handbasket with a cameo by Il Nocturnal "Baby Did a Bad, Bad Thing" by Chris Isaak

12. Special guest performer Raven Wood "Dirty Mind" by Prince

13. The Amazing Jay "Brake of Your Car" by Lennon

14. Dante DeMoan and Tommy Salami "Guerrilla Radio" by Rage Against the Machine

Lovely, lovely, lovely...

Lovely show last night!  

Seymore will post the line-up a little later, I'm sure.  But y'all should've been there if you weren't!

Dante DeMoan, Seymore Sin, The Amazing Jay!, Tommy Salami, Gabe Oi... even an appearance by the illusive Mitchell Brothers and Dicky Long!

I'm tellin' ya, you missed out.