The East Bay King's Club

2009-04-12T19:16:00.000-07:00

hello all...just wanted to write my first blog as Raven Would. hope everyone enjoyed last week's show! if you missed it...then you also missed DJ Ryan singing live and Tommy Salami freestylin'. It was awesome! please come out and support your local drag kings...join us and perform!

What you missed...

2009-03-05T13:39:00.000-08:00

We had quite a lineup last night. Rising stars and old favorites graced our stage in a fantastic show, even if it was late in starting. Our audience always gets a little thin this time of year, between school and all the rain, but we had a rockin' time anyway!

These are the numbers you missed (and aren't you sad? I think you are)

Seymore Sinn: Bohemian Like You (The Dandy Warhols)
Manny Nuff: Soul Education (Jamiroquai)
Draven Lee: Me N Yer Girl (Phunk Junkees)
Wayne O'Torious: Step Right Up (Tom Waits)
Stevie Ray: If I Were Gay (Stephen Lynch)
Mocha Devine: Brown Skin (India Arie)
Dante DeMoan: Now (Everclear)
Manny Nuff: Business Time (Flight of the Conchords)
Draven Lee: The Red (Chevelle)
Joanna King: The Way I Am (Ingrid Michaelson)
Raven Would: Closer (Ne-Yo)
Tommy Salami: You Part The Waters (Cake)
Mocha Devine: They Don't Know (Jon B.)

All in all, it was a lovely show, as always. Get there next week. Seriously. What else do you do on a Wednesday night?

Upcoming events include The Third Annual Sex Drugs and Rock and Roll show and the April Fools Day show.

Stay tuned!

Love, Joanna -xo-

Memorial

2009-02-09T20:49:00.000-08:00

For those of you who don't know, one of our local favorites, an alumni of Mills College and huge fan of the East Bay Kings Club, Timanna Bennett, has died.

On Wednesday night, in place of the regular Drag King Show at the White Horse, there will be a tribute to her. Please show up. We will be there starting about 8. Tommy has requested that everyone bring pictures of Timanna if you have them, and that you wear argyle or a wig.

Please pass the word along.

Joanna

Fall Back, Spring Forward.

2008-10-15T17:50:00.000-07:00

Hey, tonight is the night when the EBKC starts performing at 9:30 sharp.

The better to get you crazy student types in to see us.

Remember the time change! Be there or be...someplace else.

Wednesday, October 8th

2008-10-09T20:43:00.000-07:00

Hello, hello, hello everybody! Sorry about the delay in getting this up, I've been sick. So deal.

1.) Manny Nuff -- "Friend"

2.) Jack Strap -- "Everyday Normal Guy" by Jon LaJolie

3.) Seymore Sinn -- "Munich" by the Editors

4.) Raven Wood -- "Work"

5.) Tommy Salami -- "Possum Kingdom" by the Toadies

6.) Guest Performer Frankie Stein -- "Code Blue" by the Hellbillies

7.) Guest Performer Stevie Ray -- "Idiot Boyfriend" by Jimmy Fallon

8.) Jack Strap -- "Trashy Women" by Confederate Railroad

9.) Raven Wood -- "Jane Says" by Jane's Addiction

10.) Tommy Salami -- "Skin Is, My" by Andrew Bird

11.) Guest Performer Frankie Stein -- "Gay Bar" by Electric Six

12.) Seymore Sinn -- "Show Me How to Live" by Audioslave

Oh, For Fucks Sake!

2008-10-08T00:06:00.000-07:00

I go away for a bit and the whole works goes to shit.

Yes -- I am properly back, and the rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated.

Check this space for the line-up on Wednesday and I will see you on the flip side.

Goodbye, EBKC!

2008-08-21T16:00:00.000-07:00

As some of you may have heard, I have officially quit my position as the EBKC's door girl. It was not by any means an easy decision, and I am certainly not happy about it in a lot of ways.

The reasons for this decision are as follows:

I am taking 15 units this semester, and really don't think I have the time or energy to commit to being there every single week as I have been for nearly a year and a half.

Dante DeMoan (my best friend) is moving away, and I need a break.

I want to be able to go and actually watch/participate in the show when I can actually be there.

Like I said, this was not a spur of the moment decision, and I will miss you all.

Love, Joanna/Mario/Kat

holy clusterfuck, batman!

2008-08-07T08:51:00.000-07:00

...Thursday morning is the hardest day of the week...
But last night was totally worth it. I'll be posting the line up here in a little bit...once I decipher the handwriting on the set list...if you missed the show last night, you totally missed out.

I misses the show

2008-07-30T14:15:00.001-07:00

Hi there all. So it's been a while since I've been to the show...and I miss it, and I miss all of you...but my stupid car is being stupid, so I'll have to wait till next week to make a return....but I will be back...muahahaha...for realsies.
Here's a thought, maybe we could start having weekly "themed" postings.....like, a drag related question for the week, or maybe something to just think about, or something funny we hear in conversation. What do ya'll think?
On the subject of themes....how bout a themed show? Any takers?
more later, going back to the land of data processing hell for now.
xoxox
laters kittens!

Sherwood's latest surgery...

2008-07-24T23:08:00.000-07:00

Y'all may not know it, but Sherwood Suck went back into the hospital today for yet another spinal surgery (his third in as many months).

Keep him in your thoughts, people. Seriously. It's been a rough road, and it's not gonna let up especially soon.

questions about the bloggin

2008-07-10T16:22:00.000-07:00

Hi all!
Question 1.) How do I change the picture of the week (cause it's been like 6 weeks up)
Question 2.) How do I add to 'our list of favorite things' (cause that would be fun!)

I'm sitting here at my office job...watching time slow to a crawl waiting for 5pm...
sooo......whats everyone doin this weekend? *looks around*
xoxo
Ruby

Mission 'Break Leg' Complete

2008-07-10T12:54:00.000-07:00

Great show last night fellas. Thanks to Dike van Dyke, Phallison, Stevie Ray, and Phoenix for gracing our stage with their incredible guest performance ways, and to all of the EBKC boys for making the night a good one. Keep up the hard work y'all, things are only going to get better.

the strap.

Line Up for Wednesday, July 2, 2008

2008-07-03T13:54:00.000-07:00

1.) Seymore Sinn - "Lips Like Sugar" by Echo and The Bunnymen

2.) Gabe Oi - "TNT" by AC/DC

3.) Jack Strap - "That's My Story" by Collin Raye

4.) Tommi Salami - "Possum Kingdom" by The Toadies

5.) Guest performer Raven Wood - "I Write Sins not Tragedies" by Panic! at the Disco

6.) Seymore Sinn - "Close, but No Cigar" by "Weird" Al Yankovic

7.) Guest Performer Wayne O'Torrious - "Hustler Hall of Fame" by Mickey Avalon

8.) The Amazing Jay - "Control" by Puddle of Mudd

9.) Jack Strap - "The Remedy" by Jason Mraz

10.) Seymore Sinn - "The Good Life" by Tony Bennet

11.) Tommy Salami - "Gangster" by Paranoid Social Club

12.) The Amazing Jay - "Freedom" by Raga Against the Machine

2008-07-02T12:38:00.000-07:00

Hello All.

I Dante, will not be at the next 2 Wednesday night shows at the White Horse (2nd+9th), which is very weird for me considering that I haven't missed a show since I started. I will be apartment hunting in Portland OR, the going to Disneyland.

This means that the other guys will need all your love and support, so when I get back I want to hear that the bar was packed both nights!

I love and will miss you all while I'm gone,

-Dante DeMoan

PS- Does anyone want anything from Disneyland?

Happy Pride, How's it Going?

2008-06-29T11:14:00.000-07:00

Welcome to the Gay High-Holy Days!

We'll be at the San Francisco Pride celebration, on the Necterena Stage (I throw-up in my mouth, just a little, every time I say that) Around 3:45. Tommy Salami will be there on the mic all day.

See you at pride!

Line Up for Wednesday, June 25th

2008-06-26T15:39:00.000-07:00

This was Niel Down's farewell show, and what a loverly show it was too.

1.) Niel Down -- "Livin' on a Prayer" by Bon Jovi

2.) Gabe Oi -- "Lump" by The Presidents of the United States of America

3.) Dante DeMoan and Raven Wood -- "Diary" by Low Millions

4.) Tommy Salami -- "Mimi LaValley and 100 Nuns" by The Prince Myshkins

5.) Il Nocturnal -- "Bad Boyfriend" by Garbage

6.) Niel Down and Jack Strap -- "Don't Tell Me Your Name" by Euromotion

7.) Seymore Sinn -- "Mack the Knife" by Bobby Darin (if you don't know who that is ... kill yourself)

8.) Raven Wood -- "I Would Die For You" by Prince

9.) The Amazing Jay! -- "Don't Kill" by Anonymous

10.) Dante DeMoan and Gabe Oi -- "Double Team" by Tenacious D

11.) Niel Down -- "You Never Even Called Me By My Name" by David Allen Coe

12.) Phallison and Stevie Ray -- "Paradise City" by Guns N' Roses

13.) Tommy Salami -- "San Francisco" by Rufus Wainwright

14.) The Amazing Jay and Il Nocturnal -- "The Passenger" by the Deftones

15.) Niel Down -- "Improper Dancing" by Electric Six

Tonight!

2008-06-25T10:42:00.001-07:00

Tonight is Neil Down's last night with the EBKC!

Be there.

June 18th line up

2008-06-24T00:21:00.000-07:00

Sorry it's taken me so long to post this. I've been ultra busy.

1. Gabe Oi and Il Nocturnal -- "Sick, Sick, Sick" by Queens of the Stone Age

2. Niel Down -- "Mr. Fix It" by The Amazing Royal Crowns

3. Jack Strap -- "Billie Jean" by Chris Cornell

4. Guest performer Ben Dover -- "Different" by Sage Francis

5. Dante DeMoan and Gabe Oi -- "Talk to Me" by Stephen Lynch

6. The Amazing Jai -- "Busted" by Matchbox Twenty

7. Il Nocturnal -- "The Nobodies" by Marilyn Manson

8. Niel Down and Gabe Oi -- " You Look Good In My Shirt" by Keith Urban

9. Guest performer Franky Stein -- "I've Got The World On A String" by Frank Sinatra

10. The Amazing Jai -- "Lollipop" by Lil Wayne

11. Ruby Vixen -- "Big Fat Mamas are Back in Style" by Candye Kane

7 Words You Can't Say On Television

2008-06-23T13:40:00.000-07:00

Shit, Piss, Cunt, Fuck, Cocksucker, Motherfucker, and Tits.

To a great performer, a counter-culture icon, and my personal hero.

Rest in peace old man.

George Carlin

May, 12th 1937 - June, 22 2008

Last Night's show!!!

2008-06-19T14:12:00.000-07:00

Last night was fantastic!

A birthday shot for the lovely Miss Ruby Vixen, a long-awaited performance from Ben Dover (a.k.a. Lucky Day), the Amazing Jai in the tiniest skirt you ever saw, Il Nocturnal as Marilyn Manson... all hosted by Yours Truly, Joanna King.

If you missed it, you missed out.

Next week is Neil's last week! Be there.

Neil Down is going bye bye :(

2008-06-13T16:09:00.000-07:00

Hey Y'all,

For everyone who doesn't know, I will be moving from the Bay Area to Santa Fe, NM, very soon.

That means that Wednesday June 25th will be my last show at the 'Ho. I am sad to be leaving such a great group of folks, but also excited to put on a rocking last performance (which will be a few numbers for sure).

If you have any favorites you want to see one last time, let me know and I'll see what I can work out :)

I've totally enjoyed being part of the EBKC, and a huge part of that is our always kick ass audience. You folks are grrrreat.

The other thing is, Thursday morning I leave to drive to Santa Fe, and there have been some financial issues (mostly to do with my car, and some other things), and so if you are feeling generous, bring some extra tip dollars to throw at me. This is the last time you will have a chance to throw money at me!

Hope to see you all on the 25th!!!!!!!!!!!!!

June 11th Line Up

2008-06-12T09:49:00.000-07:00

Last night was the return of Gabe Oi and the last show of C.J. Strapwell. A night full of happiness and tears. Also, last night ended up being mom / "Emo" night. Two mothers of the EBKC showed up to watch there children do their thing, and when I say "Emo"...well you see what I mean....

1. Il Nocturnal and Dante DeMoan -- "I want You to Want Me" by Letters to Cleo

2. Jack Strap -- "Everyday Normal Guy" - Jon Lajoie

3. Guest performers C.J. Strapwell and Izzy Aman -- "Tangerine Speedo" by Cavier

4. Niel Down -- "Ticks" by Brad Paisly

5. Il Nocturnal -- "Roads" by Portishead

6. The Amazing Jai -- "Stabbing Westward" by Darkest Days

7. Gabe Oi and Dante DeMoan -- "Friendship" by Tenacious D

8. Tommy Salami -- "One Week" by Barenaked Ladies

9. Jack Strap and Il Nocturnal -- "The Emo Song" by Adam and Andrew

10. Ruby Vixen -- "Help Me" by Joan Osbourne

11. Guest performers C.J. Strapwell, Wayne O'Torius, Gabe Oi, Jack Strap and Dante DeMoan -- "The Devil Went Down to Georgia" by The Charlie Daniels Band

12. The Amazing Jai -- "Zion" by Lauren Hill

13. Tommy Salami and Jack Strap -- "Thank You For The Venom" by My Chemical Romance

Ruby's 25th Birthday

2008-06-09T14:22:00.000-07:00

email me for address information/more details
xoxoxo
Ruby

oh, how i miss the yay!

2008-06-06T12:06:00.000-07:00

I'm sitting here in the cold, damp great Northwest, pining away for sunny California.

It is JUNE and still raining cats and dogs in Seattle. What gives?

The only explanation I have is that the universe knows I belong in Oakland, performing with the East Bay Kings Club.

But I'm home on June 11th. Which just happens to be the next EBKC Wednesday night show!

Thats right- I'll be jumpin' off my airplane into the loving arms of the White Horse Inn.

So come out for my homecoming- I wanna see all yer smilin' faces.

Wednesday June 4th

2008-06-05T21:51:00.000-07:00

Wednesday night's show was F-ing AWESOME! Ruby did not lie. Fake blood is yummy!

1. Tommy Salami -- "Viva Las Vegas" by Elvis Presley

2. Seymore Sinn -- "I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred

3. Guest performers C.J. Strapwell and Cookie -- "Let's Duet" by Dewey Cox and Darlene Madison (Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story)

4. Guest performer Franky Stein and Ruby Vixen -- "Bad Reputation" by Rev. Horton Heat

5. Guest performer Raven Wood and Dante DeMoan -- "With Every Heartbeat" by Robyn

6. Dante DeMoan -- "Do Right" by Jimmie's Chicken Shack

7. Ruby Vixen and Tommy Salami -- "Tattooed Love Boys" by The Pretenders

8. Seymore Sinn -- "An End Has a Start" by Editors

9. Wayne O'Torius -- "Cars & Shoes" by The Coup

10. Tommy Salami -- "Irish Blood" by The Smiths

11. Seymore Sinn -- "The Joker" by The Steve Miller Band

12. Guest performer C.J. Strapwell, Dante DeMoan and Ruby Vixen -- "Living Dead Girl" by Rob Zombie

Last night….

2008-06-05T10:14:00.000-07:00

...was freakin’ awesome…..Elvis, Rev Horton Heat, cute Cowboys and Zombies…I don’t know about ya’ll, but I had a blast.
So what’s better then feigning zombie blow jobs and going home covered in fake blood?....Going home in fake blood that tastes like peanut butter. Ha ha ha….gory-tastey goodness. Makes my day job seem real borin…when do we get to quit our day jobs and join the circus? Cause I’m ready.
Oh! Congrats to last nights virgins; spooky Mr. Frankie Stein and the lovely Ms Cookie.
I think there's even some videos from last night...when I find em I'll youtube post 'em here.
xoxoxo
Ruby

p.s.....Gabe Oi, COME HOME!
(we miss you)

Line-up for Wednesday, May 27th.

2008-05-29T13:44:00.000-07:00

1. Dante DeMoan and Seymore Sinn -- "Take Me Home Tonight" by Eddie Money

2. Jack Strap --"Grace Kelly" by Mika

3. Helena Handbasket and Il Nocturnal -- "Just A Girl" by No Doubt

4. Guest performer Raven Wood -- "Pussy" by Lords of Acid

5. Dante DeMoan and Jack Strap -- "Definitely Maybe" by FM Static

6. Seymore Sinn -- "Wicked Game" by Chris Isaak

7. Il Nocturnal -- "Blue Monday" by Orgy

8. Jack Strap -- "Who's Your Daddy?" by Toby Kieth

9. Seymore Sinn -- "Bohemian Like You" by The Dandy Warhols

10. Ruby Vixen -- "Stuff Like That There" by Betty Hutton

11. Il Nocturnal -- "Celebrity Skin" by Hole

Yeah, I Know...

2008-05-25T16:59:00.000-07:00

...I should have posted the line-up for Wednesday night already.

But, you know? We had so many people on stage doing so much stuff that I couldn't readily identify and I don't have the fucking energy to hunt everything down and post it.

If you don't like it, suck it.

The whole thing is on video and we'll put it on YouTube as soon as somebody figures out how.

This Wednesday Night

2008-05-19T10:18:00.001-07:00

Hey Everybody,

This Wednesday we are holding a benefit for one of our own; Sherwood
Suck. Sherwood has had to undergo a series of very painful and
debilitating spinal surgeries, and is currently in a rehabilitation
facility re-learning how to walk.

Please come out and help us get Sherwood back up on stage where he
belongs. Wednesday night at the White Horse Bar, 6551 Telegraph ave
in Oakland. 10pm, $5-20 sliding scale, 21+ w/ I.D.

With Special Guest Performers:

Jay Walker and Delicio Del Toro
Fudgie Frotage
Allota Boute
Miss Tasty
and
Frederique

And maybe a few more as well. Who knows? You gotta show up to find out.

Please come out and help us help our friend.

M

2008-05-16T15:24:00.000-07:00

M was wonderful last night!

Y'all missed out if you weren't there, for sure! Toys in Babeland taught us all about all kinds of fantastic toys, Tommy Salami and yours truly emceed the evening, sexy performances by Seymore Sinn, Ruby Vixen, Jack Strap, Dante DeMoan, Il Nocturnal, Gabe Oi, Helena Handbasket, and Tommy Salami... I got to play with vibrating nipple clamps and throw lube at the audience...

Woot!

Next time, you gotta be there. Seriously.

Line-up for Wednesday, May 14th

2008-05-15T17:59:00.000-07:00

1. Seymore Sinn, Dante Demoan, and Il Nocturnal -- "Daydream Believer" by the Monkees

2. Tommy Salami -- "But Anyway" by Blues Travelers

3. Jack Strap -- "The Vagina Song" by Richard Cheese

4. Seymore Sinn -- "Since You've been Gone" by Weird Al Yankovic

5. Il Nocturnal -- "Basket Case" by Greenday

6. Guest performer C.J. Strapwell -- "People are Strange" by the Doors

7. Guest performer Raven Wood with a live rendition of "Konichiwa Bitches" by Robyn

8. Dante DeMoan and Seymore Sinn -- "Flagpole Sitta'" by Harvey Danger

9. Jack Strap -- "I Get a Kick" by Frank Sinatra

10. Tommy Salami -- "Cry Me a River" by Justin Timberlake

11. Il Nocturnal -- "Big Time Sensuality" by Bjork

Google Calandar

2008-05-15T13:41:00.000-07:00

ATTN: EBKC!
Ruby updated the calandar. Yay! Check it out fellas!

Dial M, part 2!

2008-05-15T12:45:00.000-07:00

Hi Kittens,
Since I'm at work and don't feel like being productive, I thought I'd follow up on Joanna's post for Dial M!

May 15th- "Dial M for Masturbation" at the Parkway Theater (1834 Park blvd, Oakland) in conjunction with Toys in Babeland. Come out, have a beer and some a slice of pizza while you learn about the wonderful world of self-love and watch some sexy drag kings! $9, 9:15, 21+ with I.D.

So there ya have it, 9:15, 9 bucks, more self love then you can shake a stick at!
I'ts like my mamma always says...
"Nobody loves you like you..."
See you there!
xoxoxoxo
-Ruby

Tonight!

2008-05-15T11:31:00.000-07:00

M is for Masturbation is tonight at the Parkway Theatre in Oakland. Toys in Babeland running masturbation and other various workshops, performances by the EBKC... should be a rockin' good time!

9pm. Not sure about the cover. Seymore should be able to clear that up for ya.

Get there, by whatever means necessary.

Tonight...

2008-05-15T00:36:00.000-07:00

...was F-ing SWEET! I understand that it's finals week, and everybody is busy with heads in books...BUT WE GOT A DRAG SHOW TO DO, DAMMIT! Thanx to everyone who showed up and showed support. I'm sure that Seymore will post the line up by tomorrow...but just so you all know...it was Awesome.

Fem Sex Extravaganza 2008

2008-05-14T01:53:00.000-07:00

Hey y'all. So myself (Jack), Il Nocturnal, Gabe Oi, Dante Demoan, with guests Dicky Long and Mitchell Brothers performed at UC Berkeley's FemSex end of the year extravaganza. We shared the stage with other women performers who have been empowered by their experience in FemSexm, or had been invited from the community. I had a great time; and the show, however short our set was great. Il Nocturnal opened the three number set with Peaches' "Two Guys for Every Girl," followed by my rendition of Wierd Al's "White and Nerdy," and we ended with the Across the Universe's version of the Beatles' "With a Little Help from my Friends." We had a great audience and everyone had a great time. Thanks FemSex!

-Jack Strap

2008-05-08T11:11:00.000-07:00

Here's last night's line-up. Rock on, you crazy diamond.

1. Dante DeMoan, Jack Strap, and special guest performer C.J. Strapwell - "The Truth About Men" by Tracy Byrd

2. Niel Down - "Improper Dancing" by Electric Six

3. Il Nocturnal and Dante DeMoan - "Come Out and Play" by the Offspring

4. Seymore Sinn - "The Man in Black" by Johnny Cash

5. Gabe Oi, Dante DeMoan and Il Nocturnal - "Tribute" by Tenacious D (Special cameo appearance by Punching Satan Puppet)

6. Jack Strap and Niel Down - "Strangers on a Train" by Lovage

7. Special guest performer Icky Babylon - "21st Century Digital Boy" by Bad Religion

8. Tommy Salami - "I Don't Love You (Like I Did Yesterday)" by My Chemical Romance

9. Jack Strap - "Geek in the Pink" by Jason Mraz

10. Gabe Oi and special guests Drew Quivers and Icky Babylon - "Swing Low, Sweet Chariot" by Head for the Hills

11. Dante DeMoan and Ilsa the She-Wolf - "Trash" by Korn

12. Tommy Salami - "I Wish I Was a Lesbian" by Loudon Wainwright III

13. Helena Handbasket, Il Nocturnal, and Jack Strap - "Piece of Me" by Brittany Spears

Ruby gets down with the bloggin'!

2008-05-05T11:09:00.000-07:00

So I finally figured out how to log into our blog, horray!! I'll be updating on all things faux-queen and femme related, rockin' it hard core dress-up style with the Kings Club
xoxo
Ruby V.

May Shows

2008-05-04T14:13:00.000-07:00

Besides our regular Wednesday (the 7th, the 14th, and the 28th) night shows at the White Horse bar in Oakland, we've got some extras and some special events for you.

On Thursday, May 15th is "Dial M for Masturbation!" at the Parkway Theater (1834 Park blvd, Oakland) in conjunction with Toys in Babeland. Come out, have a beer and some a slice of pizza while you learn about the wonderful world of self-love and watch some sexy drag kings! $9, 9:15, 21+ with I.D.

On Friday, May 16th we are trekin' up to Guernville for the Russian River Women's Weekend for "Who Gets the Girl?" a mad, bad drag king contest featuring Delicio Del Toro and Jay Walker. At FAB (16135 Main st) $10, 10pm, 21+ with I.D.

On Sunday, May 18th we are doing a show for Berkeley Gay Pride. More details as I get them.

And finally a special announcement. One of our performers, Sherwood Suck, has had to undergo a series of painful and debilitating spinal surgeries. He's currently in a rehabilitation facility, relearning how to walk, which is a surprisingly expensive undertaking. On Wednesday, May 21st we are hosting a special fund raising benefit in his honor. Come out and help us get Sherwood back up on stage were he belongs. At the White Horse bar, sliding scale, 10pm, 21+ with I.D.

Line-Up for Wednesday, March 30th

2008-05-01T11:12:00.000-07:00

Thanks for the intro, Joanna. Ready to see what went down last night? We had a lot of cool people and a lot of very cool numbers. See what you missed, bitches!

1. Il Nocturnal, with a special guest appearance by Dicky Long and Mitchel Brothers "Two Guys for Every Girl" by Peaches

2. Gabe Oi (Oi! Oi! Oi!) "Lump" by The Presidents of The United States of America

3. Niel Down "Jose Cuervo" by Tracy Byrd

4. Dante DeMoan with special guest performers Tucker Inn and Bob "The Queen and I" by Gym Class Heroes

5. Ruby Vixen "Some Kind of Swinger" by Ann Magnuson

6. Helena Handbasket and Il Nocturnal "Angry Johnny" by Poe

7. The Amazing Jay "Survivalism" by Nine Inch Nails

8. Turner Over "What Goes Around...Comes Around" by Justin Tiberlake

9. Tommy Salami "The Impression That I Get" by The Mighty, Mighty Bosstones

10. Seymore Sinn "First of May" by Jonathan Coulton

11. Gabe Oi, Helena Handbasket with a cameo by Il Nocturnal "Baby Did a Bad, Bad Thing" by Chris Isaak

12. Special guest performer Raven Wood "Dirty Mind" by Prince

13. The Amazing Jay "Brake of Your Car" by Lennon

14. Dante DeMoan and Tommy Salami "Guerrilla Radio" by Rage Against the Machine

Lovely, lovely, lovely...

2008-05-01T08:50:00.000-07:00

Lovely show last night!

Seymore will post the line-up a little later, I'm sure. But y'all should've been there if you weren't!

Dante DeMoan, Seymore Sin, The Amazing Jay!, Tommy Salami, Gabe Oi... even an appearance by the illusive Mitchell Brothers and Dicky Long!

I'm tellin' ya, you missed out.

I Case You Were Wondering...

2008-04-26T12:59:00.001-07:00

Exactly what goes on during our shows;

Line Up for Wednesday, April 23 2008

2008-04-24T15:29:00.000-07:00

Okay kids, every week I'm going to post the line-up and as many song titles and artists' names as I can find. I'm going to try and do this on Thursday, if I don't I'll do it Friday, if you don't like it -- bite me. Feel free to post any comments, questions or corrections in the comments section. Now let's roll.

1. Seymore Sinn -- Bohemian Like You by the Dandy Warhols

2. Dante DeMoan -- Why pt. 2 by Collective Soul

3. Jack Strap -- Regular Everyday Guy by Jon Lajoie

4. C. J. Strapwell and Il Nocturnal -- Master and Servant by Depeche Mode

5. Tommy Salami -- Girlfriend by Matthew Sweet

6. Jack Strap -- Fuck Her Gently by Tenacious D

7. Special guest performer Raven Wood et. all -- Closer by Nine Inch Nails

8. Special guest performer Icky Babylon -- I'm Your Man by Leonard Cohen

9. Seymore Sinn -- Are You Gonna Be My Girl? by Jet

10. Tommy Salami -- I Got the Shaft by Jerry Reed

11. Il Nocturnal and Helena Handbasket -- Human Nature by Madonna

What you missed last night

2008-04-24T11:28:00.001-07:00

Oh my god, if you weren't there last night, you missed a hell of a show!

Some very sexy numbers from the likes of Helena Handbasket, Il Nocturnal, and even a newcomer or two! S&M themed costumes ruled the evening!

Don't miss another East Bay Kings Club show! Every Wednesday night at The White Horse Inn on Telegraph in Oakland!

We have a lot of good stuff coming up, and as soon as I have a calendar, I'll post it.

Off the top of my head, we have a show at the Parkway Theatre on May 15 that will include a forum on MASTURBATION led by Yours Truly.

Don't miss it.

Show Tomorrow Night!

2008-04-22T15:36:00.001-07:00

For those of you who don't know yet, the East Bay Kings Club has a weekly show every Wednesday night at The White Horse Inn on Telegraph in Oakland.

Cover is $3 after 8:30, show starts around 10. Get there early to get good and liquored up before the show!

Testing, Testing, 1, 2, 3...

2008-04-19T12:46:00.000-07:00

I know this is sort-of an unusual post, but my previous post went up in Hindi for some reason.

I think I've fixed it now, and on to our most important message:

I can fit into my suit pants again! Woot!

That is all.

Welcome

2008-04-18T19:55:00.000-07:00

Hey all,

It's Dante DeMoan. Just wanting to welcome everyone to the East Bay King's Club blog.